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ST ~ the rotisserie channel

Posted by Rick (Toronto, Canada) on 26 June 2012 in Lifestyle & Culture.

To my utter !!! one evening, as I flipped through countless digital cable stations scattered across the television galaxy, and just past the "cottage channel", "fireplace channel", and "aquarium channel".... *this* surrealist vision opened across the screen. Chickens slowly turning, forever, cooking like the types of minds that could watch this for any length of time. (an in parenthesis I wonder, with all that is wrong in our world and all the vital information and education programming that could benefit us, how is this kind of wasted channel justifiable? Perhaps I am too serious sometimes!)

Doug from Burnham-on-Sea, United Kingdom

No I think you've got it right, it's just that some of the producers of some of this awful tosh think we're all as superficial as them !

26 Jun 2012 6:50am

@Doug: Well said, Doug. There must be a hundred channels on my roster of hundreds that should not exist, unless I am woefully overestimating the intelligence of my species!

Gérard Beullac from Paris, France

A program for experimenting the next step,, TV with smells .
It seems you are potentially a good client for it !
;-))

26 Jun 2012 8:15am

@Gérard Beullac: Oh my goodness, no please ! ;-) ... (those dots are not saliva from chicken fragrance) Come to think of it, a feature like that might be good for certain movies in my collection, as long as I can turn it on and off. I'm thinking of Babette's Feast...

Stephen from Canberra, Australia

In a world where people are still starving, this is a strange and rather sad vision. Content like this is familiar on our channels. Watching paint dry would be more exciting - or is that channel already out there somewhere?!

26 Jun 2012 8:16am

@Stephen: I'm sure it exists! I can somewhat understand a sunset channel, or anything with visual beauty, but the chickens going round and round definitely evades me. Dead animals. Just great for staunch vegetarians to point at as an example of the carnivores' barbarism.

l'Angevine from France

on grille les chaînes cablées

26 Jun 2012 8:18am

@l'Angevine: Um, oui...

klausZ from Kufstein, Austria

a really "hot" location you´ve choosen for this capture! ;-)

26 Jun 2012 8:38am

@klausZ: By the time I took out the camera, snapped a quick frame, and changed the stupid channel, I was sweating ;-) (but not hungry!)

grouser from Ludlow, United Kingdom

Makes you want spit
Doesn't it Rick
I wonder what their viewing figures are :)

26 Jun 2012 9:41am

@grouser: Makes me turn the television off and go outside or reach for a book :)

Mhelene from Paris, France

You have to ask some questions like that sometimes !

26 Jun 2012 9:52am

@Mhelene: The deep burning existentialist questions !

Thea from Leeuwarden, Netherlands

Lol..what a way to spend the evening..(glad we don't have this kind of entertainment on our channels)
I am funny about it,but in reality it is just deeply sad...

26 Jun 2012 10:17am

@Thea: I have perhaps a dozen favourite channels, mostly educational-documentary-travel-history type programming, and rarely venture "north" of the hundred line... so one night I surfed across the cable guide and discovered that I am missing a whole lot of nothing!

B.Sully from Surf City, United States

haha, that is too funny! Maybe people were getting bored with the yule log channel? I once heard an interview by a man who wanted to make a puppy channel - because watching cute puppies play and nap always makes people happy and cheers them up. So i really have to wonder about this one.... What could it possibly do but make people hungry? :) Happy Silly Tuesday!

26 Jun 2012 1:03pm

@B.Sully: I remember seeing a fireplace channel on the way to this one... I can see the value in a puppy (or kitten) channel; living things that are cute and have a positive mental and physiological affect on viewers. Dead poultry going endlessly in rotation? Not so much... happy ST right back at you :)

Joyce from Montana, United States

I like B. Sully's comment about puppy channel. That's so true! And your selected frame and notes for S.T. is too true also. I prescribe as soon as possible a long walk in the woods with deep conscious breathing, while singing, and maybe doing a little jig from time to time. That is Reality, Bro. I got addicted to cable while housesitting, and it was such an appalling contrast to what was outside the window, that I felt a compassion for mankind.

26 Jun 2012 1:15pm

@Joyce: I liked that comment, too, and yours also. I have an already healthy disdain for "prime time" TV fare, bordering on snobbish probably but backed up by my forays into suffering the programming sometimes (visiting someone's place, for example)... so I am outdoors and away from this kind of mindless - sinister drivel as often as possible. Even on my best days I feel a disconnect with much of what I see in "human life", let alone to brave a brain bludgeoning from shopping channels, info-mercials, TMZ-style offal... (forces rant valve closed!)

Judy aka L@dybug from Brooksville, FL, United States

Yuk ... but ultimately, a perfect Silly Tuesday image! Kudos to B. Sully, Joyce, and you for your replies! ;D

26 Jun 2012 2:15pm

@Judy aka L@dybug: :-) - ST is the only use I had in mind for this silly shot. Thanks, Judy.

Slackwater - Don from Spokane, United States

I agree whole-heartedly! My cable channels are a wasteland of inane programming and "filler" that is unwatchable.

26 Jun 2012 3:05pm

@Slackwater - Don: Yep, and even the more established channels that used to be worth watching, for example National Geographic or Discovery, have stooped to new lows of fear mongering. I grew up with a National Geographic subscription that my dad paid for, and those wonderful magazines bear little resemblance to the crap that now besmirches the TV screen. Prison life, weapons, drug dealing worldwide, worst street gangs, "Doom Preppers" about people preparing for "end times", and on and on... I get more entertainment by FAR from using my eyes, mind, and camera. Cheers, Don.

Denny Jump Photo from Easton, PA, United States

Oh now, isn't this too cool, er HOT I mean!! I'd like the one on the bottom right if I may. Looks just about perfect :-) This is so neat, Rick Well done sir!!

26 Jun 2012 5:05pm

@Denny Jump Photo: I'm sorry pal, but I ate that one on the night of this photo being taken ! If it makes you feel any better, it was rather bland...

Denny Jump Photo from Easton, PA, United States

Oh yah, can you tiurn up the volume just a tich please?

26 Jun 2012 5:05pm

@Denny Jump Photo: Are you diggin' that stereo sound? It's like the skin is sizzling right inside your mind! :))

Martine from bousval, Belgium

hahahaha!! pas croyable cette chaîne tv!! trop drôle!!!!

26 Jun 2012 5:43pm

@Martine: Nous avons vraiment savoir comment vivre la vie ici en Amérique du Nord! ha...

Irene from San Francisco, United States

I agree there is too much crap on TV and with as many channels there are one would think something decent would be on. I don't watch television anymore.
Were they at least talking about how to cook the poultry?

26 Jun 2012 6:05pm

@Irene: Crap-fest, in pure digital signal, for channel after channel... and, uh, no instructional information about the poultry. Just the silent eerie rotation and sound of cooking. It would at least be interesting if the chickens cooked away until ash...

RBL from Oxford, United States

Haha... funny stuff; usually every night me and my husband sit down to scroll through the guide channel ~ and never end up watching a thing ~ except the Guide channel! TV programming has really gone down the tubes ... Great post!

26 Jun 2012 8:09pm

@RBL: Ha... I've fallen into that void, too. Spend a half hour seeing what's on, then get burned out by the process and turn the whole thing off :) (I have a large movie collection and tend to fall back on it a lot : for instance this week I am watching a lot of old Hitchcock and film noir because that's the mood I'm in)

LauraS from Chico, United States

Are you sure it wasn't the "stoner's channel"?

26 Jun 2012 8:40pm

@LauraS: I think that one is a few clicks up from this, and all they do is rotate Cheech and Chong movies!

Baldwin VW from Bejuma, Venezuela

Sometimes I think the only important thing is to fill television time regardless of the quality of the programming ... Nice post for a Silly Tuesday !!!

26 Jun 2012 10:14pm

@Baldwin VW: Thank you, and I agree with you about the programming agenda.

Steven from Chicagoland, United States

Serious, but definitely a realist!

27 Jun 2012 12:19am

@Steven: Guilty as charged !

Denny Jump Photo from Easton, PA, United States

You are too funny...and wipe that grease off your face!!

27 Jun 2012 3:09am

Francisco Romero from Carbajal de la Legua, Spain

Sadly, I think it is very common in most channels independently of the country. Very nice processing producing an eye candid image.

27 Jun 2012 6:13am

SalSa from Tehran, Iran

Funny title

22 Jul 2012 10:29am